PROGRAMMING NOTE:

This blog will be used primarily for weekly essays. I am giving myself a Wednesday, midnight deadline, so there will always be something here Thursdays for you to read. Have Kleenex handy, because each post, be assured, will move you to tears. You're sure to be moved that much.*

Think of these weekly posts as newspaper columns. But columns that will be on whatever topic I find handy that week, and that are peppered with swear words and blasphemies.

So: Column/essays on Thursdays.

Plus: (And aren't you lucky!) This blog will feature the occasional commentary on my life (like the post below this one).

Must go. XSU or bust and all that.

I'm also trying to think of a sign-off for my posts... For some reason. I haven't settled on anything, and don't have time to create one right now. So, until next time:

God is dead!**

*Not a guarantee. Author cannot know if reader is even capable of crying. Perhaps reader has Chronic Dry Eye and cannot properly express reader's emotions because reader needs a prescription for Restasis. At least according to commercials that feature the woman costar from Northern Exposure, in her first role (as far as I know) since leaving the show. Kinda a step down... Especially if it's been all these years since she's been on TV...

**Nietzsche.